We’ll give you the standard package for all new hires:
Competitive Salary! 3 copper per day. (More if you are actually skilled in a weapon)
Free Uniforms! (some used leather or rusty chainmail out of the party pool)
State of the Art Equipment! (A broken off table leg and some rocks. I think there may be a guisarme laying about as well)
Friendly Working Environment! (retainer death rate less than almost 50%)
Company Medical Program! (if there is a spare goodberry. Note: there are never spare goodberries)
Free Alcohol Awareness Program!
A New Name! (based off your most prominent unappealing feature)
Room For Advancement! Graduate from minioning to latrine digging, or even go as high as manning our famous stick and urine store! (party not liable for stick and urine store employees being beaten by local thugs)
So, do you think you have what it takes to join the exciting, gritty world of henching? Look for the board with the crudely drawn gold piece on it in your local slums and apply today! No pikemen please.
Anyone with at least one arm welcome.
Must show face.
Weekly Schedule
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- Thursday: public burnings complaining to the manager
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- Saturday: ?
