Alignment Report

This page is for tracking the alignment activities of the party…

Neutrality is the absence of declared bias. In an argument, a neutral person will not choose a side.

• Apical Meristem (Chaotic Good) – Laughs at the misfortune of others; assisted in the kidnapping and torturing of a lawyer; condoned arson; bad breath; pays too much for tent-tops; embezzeled 1000 platnum pieces from the Crusade; attempts to hide his identity by faking a limp and using stilits; sent a bag of severed tongues to a public official; embezzeled 1200 gold and sundry magic items from the Crusade for a (partly) bogus expedition; deliberately hires unqualified people for “adventuring duties” knowing that they will be quickly killed; jumped onto the burning platform to save an innocent scout; Rescued prisoners being held by orcs (for money); Freed female hostages being held in a kobold breeding project (for money); Donates to the Self-Reliant shrine generously; takes sole credit for “good” actions while ignoring the fact that other party members were involved in said incidents as well; sold untraceable stone daggers and torches to mentally unstable individuals; offended by Sengazia politics; talked to Heleth to encourage her to be more self-reliant; fought off all assistance, in a hypnotized state, and died embracing self-reliance; takes his time resurrecting; new icon looks dorky; elbowed Spandau roughly in the ribs when the Druid was being restrained
• Big Jim Umbrage (Chaotic Good) – At least in his view he is; enjoys assulting random people; bullies people into buying goods of low quality; bad tempered; kipnapped a lawyer to torture for information; condoned arson; harrasses the neighbors with harpoons and scatalogical torture; threw darts at random individuals at the Horse’s Head Inn, because his sleep was disturbed, causing a minor riot; uses extremely obnoxious and agressive behavior while haggling with shop keeps; penny pincher; tossed an unconscious man to be eaten by a pack of ghasts so that he (and others)  could escape; lit a torch in a public square without having the authorization to do so; openly brags about embezzeling 1000 platnum pieces from the Crusade; worked at a guard for the public burnings; sent a bag of severed tongues to a public official; gives great parties;  embezzeled 1200 gold and sundry magic items from the Crusade for a (partly) bogus expedition; unflinchingly hires unqualified people for “adventuring duties” knowing that they will be quickly killed; Ordered the mutilation of several corpses including fallen party members; donated 1 foot of catgut to Will the Wagonmaker when he was down on his luck. Assisted Apical in performing good acts for money; sold untraceable stone daggers and torches to mentally unstable individuals; deeply offended by the lack of social justice in Sengazia; advocated leaving helpless NPCs behind, unguarded, in the wilderness; promised silence in exchange for cash, then blabbed about the matter all around town; impatient; threw a helpless and suicidal captive into a room containing a hungry tiger; threatened a prisoner with castration but didn’t follow through; mugged a random individual in the Noble district and accused him of heresy; urinated on a pervert’s head and took 2 copper pieces from him; threw a bag of flaming oil into a crowd (but was trying to save someone else at the time) casuing a riot; showed mercy to a guard at the burnings rather than gutting him like a fish; Attempted to save the lives of Apical (failed) and Skon (succeeded) from being devoured by a Ghast, using a rope and grappling hook; stole gruel from Monk’s dining hall rather than hand over a sandwich to Confused Foreigner; threatened a random monk; caused his brother to break his vow of silence; beats on fellow party members while they are mentally incapacitated; gives One-Eyed Thief the “Staff of Fire” (short range of course) with command word “al-a-ka-zam” because it is funny; shoved Spandau through a door into a dark tunnel containing unknown dangers; pegs someone in the head while teaching Big Tuna how to us a sling, then hands the sling to the kid and leaves; has a wooden staff painted red for his Stafff of Fire “joke”; attempted to extort the party for more than his share of treasure; verbally abuses hirelings; hired a runaway child and callously attempted to send him into combat.
• Spandau Traskellion (Neutral) – hesitated at murder; uncaring at loss of NPCs; attempted to lock the party into a house with a wraith whom he was convinced would kill them all; narcissistically vain;   sells urine to people claiming it’s an unguent that will cure all of their ills; dumped a naked and unconscious lawyer in the slums; condoned arson; poor at training animals; unhygenic; frequents low quality whores; greedy; gleeful over embezzeling 1000 platnum pieces from the Crusade; misogynistic; never creates enough goodberries; runs away from combat; inability to hit the chamber pot; embezzeled 1200 gold and sundry magic items from the Crusade for a (partly) bogus expedition; laughingly hires unqualified people for “adventuring duties” knowing that they will be quickly killed; kicked a eunuch in the crotch upon first meeting him; had a peasant devoured by a swarm of rats for the offense of punching him; kicked a man while he was being mugged by Big Jim Umbrage; stole firewood from a beggar’s lean-to in order to supply the stick and urine store; fed a goodberry to Ornery Ex-Cooper once, saving his life; shows nothing but contempt for his loyal minions; habitually lied and blamed Apical for using the Gefilte latrine; poor impulse control; shirks responsibility; left helpless party members behind to be eaten by a Ghast; stole a magic dagger from Heleth while in the middle of combat; “saved” Ex-Scavenger; molested Castara while she was dying and unconscious; repeated and deliberate callousness towards his befriended dog; beats on fellow party members while they are tied up & mentally incapacitated; wound up Big Jim and got thrown alone into a deep part of a dungeon; used Meld With Stone to hide while the rest of the party was engaged in combat; stole loot from downed enemies while the party was still engaged in combat; Use Stone Meld to save himself while the party was engaged in combat and taunted the party while doing so; Taunted a fat runaway child repeatedly, coincidentally saving his life when he drove him away from the party.
• Heleth (Neutral) – Pyromanic: gleefully condones arson, burned down a monastery; burned down a lawyer’s office; attempted to set fire to a party member’s bed; thief: ex) stole 8 gold; dishonorable: ex) sneak attacks, hits people unaware; Passive aggressive; Vengeful streak; some Sociopathic tendencies; seething hatred of domineering men; whiny; tortured a lawyer by stabbing him in the knee; carried out mutilation of corpses; planning to screw over the party (probably); complains to the manager; marble fetish; doesn’t know how Conan got caught; embezzled 1200 gold and sundry magic items from the Crusade for a (partly) bogus expedition; can’t remember the doppleganger password; rolls poorly for initiative; dimly hires unqualified people for “adventuring duties” knowing that they will be quickly killed; broke into the neighbor’s house and left them 10 gp; donated to the Self-Reliant shrine; purchased the Ingardo home for a generous price and gave them time to move out; often drags unconscious NPCs out of harm’s way; left helpless party members behind to be eaten by a Ghast; becomes embroiled in petty personal disputes in the middle of combat; has heavy flow menstruation cycles which cause twice as many random encounters to attack the party; rummaged through Big Jim’s backpack for healing potions while he is paralyzed; keeps offering money to NPCs in combat but then never pays up; loses track of her XP and does not have character sheet available for play; helped herself to an unidentified suit of magical leather armor; left the party in the dark and slept rather than scouting.
• Grimkas (Neutral) – Grumpy; snotty attitude; talks down to people; bald; unimpressive combat skills; callously recommended not assisting Apical; caused the rest of the party to be assaulted and nearly killed by a bunch of Bugbears; poor impulse control; changes his mind like a woman; tried to put on some magical chain mail the party found on a halfling, without permission; did not report Heleth to other party members; secretly enjoyed watching Heleth change her armor in front of him; assaulted and killed a dwarf guarding a door based on nothing but some vague intelligence about a cult from the East allegedly being based in that building.